Actor slashes his own throat on stage

Daniel Hoevels (above), 30, collapsed with blood pouring from his neck after using a real blade instead of the blunt stage knife.

He was taken to hospital after the dramatic scene at Vienna’s Burgtheater in Austria. The audience had been in raptures, unaware the actor was facing his own demise for real. But when he failed to greet their applause for the show’s spectacular special effects with a bow they separated fact from fiction.

Police are now investigating whether the mix-up was murderous.

Officers have refused to rule out the possibility that a jealous rival may have switched the blades. The knife had been bought at a local store and police are asking if props staff forgot to blunt the blade for the performance of Friedrich Schiller’s play Mary Stuart, about Mary Queen of Scots. “The knife even still had the price tag on it,” said a police investigator. The theatre’s props manager has been quizzed by police about the weapon, Austrian daily Osterreich reported.

The actor recovered after emergency treatment and even appeared on stage the next night with a bandage around his neck. “If Hoevels had hit an artery or cut only slightly deeper, he would have died on stage,” a doctor said.

“Psychic” gets busted!

For anyone who has heard of Sylvia Browne will know these clips are going to be a LOL (not for the poor lady who is on the receiving end of this bitch in the first clip).

Notice how she can’t keep her claw from her mouth (fuck knows how she goes the toilet but that’s not the issue) – classic sign of a lying douche!

Next. Silvia’s predictions for 2007 (recorded in 2006):

For anyone interested in the campaign to stop this, in my opinion, fraudster, you can visit the StopSilvia website where you can find more of her disgusting, rude, heartless and “mafia-like” behaviour.

High heels for babies

The latest accessory for the baby who has everything has just arrived in the UK – a pair of high heels.

A chance for trendy (and insane) mums to get baby into the party spirit

The shoes originate in America have been introduced to British shores by Julia Taylor, herself mother to a young daughter. “When I first had my daughter, she was the only girl in the mother and baby group, so the other mums often looked out for things for girls,” she told Sky News Online. “One of them saw an article on the shoes and when I went onto their website, I realised they didn’t have an agent in the UK so I applied for the job. “We set up the website in August and we’ve had a steady stream of interest.”

With Christmas up, they’re hoping the “sassy” shoes – a red pair for the festive season – will make them a spur-of-the-minute stocking-filler, despite the High Street gloom. And Julia insists they will not damage baby’s feet. “They’re from 0-6 months, so they wouldn’t be suitable for a toddler,” she explains. “Besides, if you try to put any weight on them, the heel collapses immediately.”

Richard Handford, a Podiatrist, is very alarmed by the idea. “Horror”, was what came to mind when I heard of these,” he said. “It sends the wrong message to parents and it could well have an impact on child development. “With children, you’re saying: “at this age they should be doing such and such, and at this age, etc”. If you’re tampering at this early stage, how can anyone judge what’s appropriate? “Some children may be crawling by the age of six months and such a shoe would destabilise them – the fact that the heel collapses is bad news in itself. “The child’s nervous system is growing and it’s developing proprioception – spatial awareness – and you don’t want to interrupt that. This is not a good idea at all.”

What next? Padded bras for 2 year olds? These are the kind of things that stupid women who have children and treat them as an accessory would buy! The world has definitely gone mad!!

Man sues McDonalds after his nude pics appear online

A man is suing McDonald’s after he left his mobile at one of the chain’s restaurants and nude photos of his wife that were on the phone ended up online.

Phillip Sherman, who accidentally left his phone, with the photos, at a McDonald’s in Fayetteville, Arkansas, in July, is seeking $3 million (£2 million) in damages for embarrassment he and his wife suffered, along with the cost of having to move to a new house.

Mr Sherman filed the suit on Friday against the chain, the franchise owner, and the store manager. He claims that employees promised to keep the phone until he returned to retrieve it.

Mr Sherman and his wife, Tina, claim they were forced to move house after the woman’s name, address, and telephone number appeared online, alongside the photos. Mrs Sherman said she recieved offensive calls and texts after the photos were posted online.

The couple also allege loss of earnings.

McDonald’s Corp, the franchise owner and the manager have so far refused to comment on the case.

LOL I’m loving it!